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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[This video also appears accidental. All good videos are, and the fact that V/V and Saber are in pretty white and blue dresses with bows suggests that they would probably not be intentionally showing this.

Well, Saber probably wouldn't. V/V seems as comfortable as ever.]

Gilgamesh and everyone told me to wear a costume and look appealing, and that's fanservice, so other fanservice things like two pretty girls together would help too, right?

[Saber nods.] Your logic is sound.

Okay. Hold still, I'm going to practice for the advertisement.

[Without further warning, V/V leans in and smooches a rather startled-looking Saber, who knocks the phone off the table in her surprise, shutting it off.]

Comments

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Yeah! That's the way! You guys are going to get a lot of customers!

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I know! It'll be great!

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of jealous! I wish I worked there too so I could wear cute outfits too~

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

You could apply!

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Do you still need help?

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we still have jobs open.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Okay! Who's the manager?

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Gilgamesh.

[Video]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Oh, that really rich guy! I know him.

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Then it'll be easier, right?

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I bet he'll totally hire me.

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

Remember to do your job really well.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Wearing cute outfits and kissing other girls, right? It doesn't sound too hard.

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[ex_cashcow493]

We are?

[ Saber's not quite sure she gets this. ]

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Totally! Guys eat that kind of stuff up!

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ This is the look of one horrified Saber. ]

Cannibalism was barbaric so long ago! How is it justified these days!?

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Cannibalism? What are you talking about? What kind of business are you guys running over there?

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ But she's the one who brought up guys eating.... ]

Never mind it. We are running a book store.

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Right, that's what I thought!

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[ex_cashcow493]

Will you come by to take a look?

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Sure! It looks like a fun place.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Then I cannot wait to see to your needs personally!

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll be right there!

[And a little while later, here's a perky cheerleader bouncing through the door to the bookstore.]

Helloooooo~!

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Oh look, a customer! Saber's going to awkwardly make her way towards her! ]

Welcome, welcome! Have you come to visit with a good book? [ This sounds so foreign coming from her lips. ] We have .. a semi-manageable selection.

[ Since... Goldie threw out most of their books already. ]

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[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Do you have any picture books of kittens?

[Sort of strolling around looking...]