http://heavenscorpse.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] heavenscorpse.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tvk2011-12-12 07:04 pm

[Video]

[This video also appears accidental. All good videos are, and the fact that V/V and Saber are in pretty white and blue dresses with bows suggests that they would probably not be intentionally showing this.

Well, Saber probably wouldn't. V/V seems as comfortable as ever.]


Gilgamesh and everyone told me to wear a costume and look appealing, and that's fanservice, so other fanservice things like two pretty girls together would help too, right?

[Saber nods.] Your logic is sound.

Okay. Hold still, I'm going to practice for the advertisement.

[Without further warning, V/V leans in and smooches a rather startled-looking Saber, who knocks the phone off the table in her surprise, shutting it off.]

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[identity profile] best-king.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine. You're way too reserved for a woman, you know. Showing off a little skin doesn't hurt.

[ Well, not when he's the one staring at her all day. ]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2011-12-13 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
If it were fine, then I would hardly feel uncomfortable. Very well then, I am certain you will not budge from your stance.

[ And she's too honorable to defy her employer.
This is a terrible combination. ]


Due to this uniform, I am unable to do much lifting or placing items where they properly belong. You will have to hire another to fill in for that role.

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[identity profile] best-king.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I think you just like going against everything I like. You're so cruel, Saber~

[ No, no. It's obviously the best combination. ]

As for that, I'll simply do it myself. Until I get tired of it and then hire somebody else to fill the role.

[ /kanyeshrug ]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2011-12-13 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Am I?

[ Now she's second guessing herself. It's only due to the recent events that he could get away with getting this reaction. ]

Then you will .. do work yourself?

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[identity profile] best-king.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously. I can't expect you three to go a day without screwing everything up.

[ Look who's talking, Gil. ]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2011-12-13 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, she's more invested in this job now with the premise that he'll actually do work. It's a curiosity she needs to have filled soon. ]

Who is to say we will be the ones making a mistake?

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[identity profile] best-king.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's totally only doing it for her favor okay. ]

Are you implying I will?

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2011-12-15 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, it's working! Just a bit though. ]

You know nothing of this store while the rest of us have been here for some time. The odds are not in your favor, Archer.

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[identity profile] best-king.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
How quickly you forget, Saber. I rule over the entire world as it is. A bookstore of minor significance can't be that hard to deal with.

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2011-12-16 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
A bookstore in a time in a society you are unfamiliar with. Do not allow your ego to cloud your judgment as it has in the past.

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[identity profile] best-king.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's actually going to think about this, okay! ]

...Fine. I'll go about learning how to do things 'properly', Saber.

[ But seriously, this better be worth it. ]

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[personal profile] ex_cashcow493 2011-12-17 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hold on, waifu here is confused by how easy it was to convince him of that much. ]

You will? [ So much, she has to question the word of this king. ]

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[identity profile] best-king.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Come on, now. Gil wouldn't lie to his waifu, would he? ]

If you think I must, then I will. I refuse to lose to some mongrel trash.

[ i.e. whatever competitors might start springing up after the mayhem he caused the other day... ]