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[king_of_heroes]

[ Ah, what a beautiful day in Prospero. The sun is shinning brightly, giving enough warmth to make it the perfect day to do all sorts of outdoor activities. Children might be playing around with their bikes or toys and what not, adults might be gardening or working on cars or other silly things. It's just a perfect day.

Of course, there's always that one asshole that has to ruin it for everybody. Can you guess who that is today? Anyone out and about might have a close encounter with a rather loud streak of what appears to be golden lightning passing by! Yes, indeed. Gilgamesh has gotten back his prized Gilgil Machine and nobody is safe from his reckless driving. He's dodging in and out of traffic, riding on sidewalks, up and down stairs and rails. Is there any place he WON'T drive? Hell, he might even go so far as jumping off improvised ramps. This will surely end well for everyone. Did he almost hit? ACTUALLY hit you? Wreck something of yours? Feel free to yell at him, chase him down, or anything else! And hey, if you wanna challenge him to a race, even better! ]

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[rocker]

[ So imagine David is walking down the street, minding his own business, just walking around a little....

... When there's suddenly some sound behind him. And he - out of sheer instinct - sidesteps just in time to avoid getting hit by that thing, thank god for A Luck stat. But even though the thing speeds by, he manages to see just who is on it.. of course. 8| Of course. ]

You might want to watch out! [ At least he's being louder than usually, but it's just so Gil will hear it even if he's already past him.. ]

[king_of_heroes]

[ Nope, he totally doesn't hear anything bro. Which is why he's apparently circling back around intent on actually hitting David this time? Oh no! ]

Whaaaat was that~?

[rocker]

[ NOT COOL, GIL, NOT COOL. But David has faith in people (yes, even in Gilgamesh, even if that is slowly.. getting less and less) so he's not moving just yet. 8| He'll probably stop, right?! ]

I said that you might want to watch out before you hurt anyone at this rate.

[king_of_heroes]

And why should I care about hurting anyone? It's their own damn fault if they can't simply step out of the way of a king!

[ So this is a game of chicken, huh. Because it totally looks like Gil isn't going to stop. Or swerve. ]

[rocker]

[ Totally a game of chicken. And maybe David is even willing to go to the hospital over it too. David, stop being so honorable if it's just going to break your bones, he's still not moving.. ]

Is that truly the way a king should behave?

[king_of_heroes]

[ And with that, he'll stop. With a not too pleased look on his face. ]

Are you really one to be speaking on how kings should behave?

[rocker]

[ David won the game of chicken.. for now.. But still, he matches the look with a serious, yet as always lineface, look of his own, no matter how displeased the other man seems. ]

I have been one, and I do not believe I did a bad job of it.

[king_of_heroes]

[Stop, David. You have no idea what you're doing!!!! ]

...So you say. But do you hold any regrets, King of Wives?

[rocker]

[ David is a specialist at getting himself consciously into trouble, he doesn't need no shitty Luck stat!! ]

King of Israel. [ even if.. what gil says is more accurate.. ]

And I do have regrets, but they are regrets bound not to my position as king, but more personal. [ you know, having his best friend killed, obviously nothing familiar to you gil. obviously. ]

[king_of_heroes]

[ nope not at all.

but seriously bro. you're ruining his hate mojo. he can't hate someone he has no reason to hate and david turning out to be an okay king is making things awkward! ]

Hn. Listen here, just because you're a king doesn't mean we're on an equal playing field. I doubt you even ruled for half the time that I did. Or that you had even a fourth of my accomplishments!

[rocker]

[ wow, sorry that we can't all be saber and/or rider?! ]

I do not intend to compare myself with you. [ not that he wasn't a pretty good king accomplishments-wise (even if he can't live up to gil either way, yup), but he's just.. humble.. :| ]

It is merely my belief of how a king should act.

[king_of_heroes]

[ ah okay good we're back on track then because booooy nothing gets under his skin more than being told what's proper and what not for kings to do okay ]

Excuse me. I thought for a mere instant you may have actually held a bit of intelligence. My mistake.

[ which means more trolling poor david ]

[rocker]

[ well it's more like proper or not to do according to god.. but still man WHY YOU GOTTA TROLL. ]

I do not doubt that I have at least some intelligence despite whether you believe it to be there or not. [ now if only he could have the women too.. ] But.. if you have nothing more to say to me, I shall take my leave then. Please be more careful with that vehicle towards others in the future.