19: You Kids and your Valentine Shenanigans [Accidental Video]

[needsteaplz]

[Well, it’s finally here. The holiday everyone either loves or hates: Valentine’s Day. The video flickers on and it’s features a hotel room. Judging by the fact there was a bookshelf filled with folklore books and tea tins, this was Saori’s room. Kaiji sits on the bed, giving Sirius a belly rub. Saori’s voice could be heard even though she’s off camera.]

Sorry, Kaiji, I’ll be out in a second.

[Saori comes out and appears on the screen, her back towards the camera. She’s not dressed in her usual fare, but a cream colored baby doll lined with black lace along with matching panties. Thankfully because it covered up the necessary bits, there wouldn’t be any brain scarring moments from this. Hopefully.]

Saori!  Wow, you, uh, y-you um...

[She had climbed up onto the bed while poor Kaiji was sputtering. After shooing Sirius off from the bed, she blinked at him and tilted her head.]

What’s wrong? You don’t like it?

No!  I mean-- Yes!  I mean, Yeah, I like it, it’s--

Well I just thought considering what today is, I thought we could spend a little private time together. We have been going out for some time after all.

[She moves in closer until she corners him to the headboard. Her hands rest on either side of Kaiji’s head, trapping him even further.]

Saori... Why are you acting like--

Don't tell me you haven't been curious, Kaiji.

[Eyes half-lidded, she smiles and softly laughs. She moves in closer but then at that moment, she passed out. While that happened, she accidentally leaned forward, resulting in headbutting her poor boyfriend and slumping against him.]

Ow! Damnit!  What the hell?  ...Saori?  Saori!

[[ooc: Yep. Clearly no one saw this coming. Join post with Kaiji. If the color's not obvious, pink=Saori, purple=Kaiji. Saori will respond as soon as she becomes conscious.]]

Comments

[kindofademon]

I could've warned you. Don't think sexy thoughts.

[genius_idiot]

I didn't even d-- [OK yes he did. But he doesn't get it.] What?

[needsteaplz]

[She's currently got a blanket wrapped around her and buries her face in her hands.]

And now everyone saw that whole failure of a plan. Just what I needed.

[assaultedramen]

KAIJI WHAT DID YOU DO? I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU???

[needsteaplz]

[For the sake of preserving her boyfriend's life, she's gonna talk to Miki. She's still mad at her though. Sort of.]

Ack! No, Miki! I'm the one who started it! Kaiji had no idea this was going to happen!

[genius_idiot]

[Kaiji fumbles for Saori's phone.]

You saw th-- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!

[ video ]

[selene]

[ wait, this is all sort of embarassing-- WAIT DID SOMEONE JUST PASS OUT? ]

I-is she okay?!

[ video ]

[needsteaplz]

[Oh hey there's a new face. What a way to make an impression though.]

I-I'm so sorry you had to see that. I was sure my phone was off when that happened.

[genius_idiot]

[OH GOD DID EVERYONE ON THE DAMN ISLAND SEE THIS?!]

She's fine!!

[Video]

[crownedexorcist]

Saori?

[SISTER LIKE FIGURE D8]

[Video]

[needsteaplz]

[Give a few minutes and she's up, only to be horrified.]

Allen? Wait...did this...Oh for crikes' sake. You saw all of that?

[playpurrtend]

:33 < glad we didn't s33 anything
:33 < congratulations!

[genius_idiot]

oh god did everyone on this damn island see this video or what

[needsteaplz]

...What is there to congratulate? My plans were ruined by this stupid passing out thing.

1/2 - video;

[kitsunemimi]

Iya! How bold, Saori! But you don't look so good there! Are you okay? Is it anemia? Oh! I know just the cure-all for that! One part lizard's tail, two parts boiled eggplant, two parts crushed lilac, and an equal amount of pure clean mountain water would fix you right up!

2/2 - video;

[kitsunemimi]

[ Her pep turns south almost immediately... ]

Oi. You. Lecherous man. Kaiji. I hope you haven't done anything your ancestors would truly be ashamed of while she was unconscious. That would be a grievous mistake on your behalf.

[video]

[athngabla]

You know, I don't think that's how the term "ladykiller" is supposed to work.

Unrelatedly, your phone was on.

[video]

[needsteaplz]

...Thank you Captian Obvious. I noticed when everyone started to message us.

I'm gonna go into hiding unless there's a giant shadow to deal with now..

[video]

[genius_idiot]

SO EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND HAS BEEN TELLING ME!

video

[youngestlust]

[ HI I'M THE DEMON OF LUST DON'T MIND ME. ]

You can't escape the power of loveee~

[genius_idiot]

What does that have to do with anything?!

video

[needsteaplz]

Seriously, what?

Video

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Wow, you two really like it rough!

Video /chokes on tea. best reaction ever

[needsteaplz]

Wait, what?! W-we didn't even do anything yet!

VIDEO

[myblimpisbigger]

[needsteaplz]

[Oh. Crap. Hiding behind a pillow now.]

...Hi, Baron.

[kugimin]

[Guess who picked up their phone to see that! She's about to quickly turn off the phone when Saori passes out...]

Hey! What the heck did you just do?!

[genius_idiot]

Nothing! I swear! I have no idea what happened.