tvk | 19: You Kids and your Valentine Shenanigans [Accidental Video]

[Well, it’s finally here. The holiday everyone either loves or hates: Valentine’s Day. The video flickers on and it’s features a hotel room. Judging by the fact there was a bookshelf filled with folklore books and tea tins, this was Saori’s room. Kaiji sits on the bed, giving Sirius a belly rub. Saori’s voice could be heard even though she’s off camera.]

Sorry, Kaiji, I’ll be out in a second.

[Saori comes out and appears on the screen, her back towards the camera. She’s not dressed in her usual fare, but a cream colored baby doll lined with black lace along with matching panties. Thankfully because it covered up the necessary bits, there wouldn’t be any brain scarring moments from this. Hopefully.]

Saori! Wow, you, uh, y-you um...

[She had climbed up onto the bed while poor Kaiji was sputtering. After shooing Sirius off from the bed, she blinked at him and tilted her head.]

What’s wrong? You don’t like it?

No! I mean-- Yes! I mean, Yeah, I like it, it’s--

Well I just thought considering what today is, I thought we could spend a little private time together. We have been going out for some time after all.

[She moves in closer until she corners him to the headboard. Her hands rest on either side of Kaiji’s head, trapping him even further.]

Saori... Why are you acting like--

Don't tell me you haven't been curious, Kaiji.

[Eyes half-lidded, she smiles and softly laughs. She moves in closer but then at that moment, she passed out. While that happened, she accidentally leaned forward, resulting in headbutting her poor boyfriend and slumping against him.]

Ow! Damnit! What the hell? ...Saori? Saori!

[[ooc: Yep. Clearly no one saw this coming. Join post with Kaiji. If the color's not obvious, pink=Saori, purple=Kaiji. Saori will respond as soon as she becomes conscious.]]

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Iya! How bold, Saori! But you don't look so good there! Are you okay? Is it anemia? Oh! I know just the cure-all for that! One part lizard's tail, two parts boiled eggplant, two parts crushed lilac, and an equal amount of pure clean mountain water would fix you right up!

[ Her pep turns south almost immediately... ]

Oi. You. Lecherous man. Kaiji. I hope you haven't done anything your ancestors would truly be ashamed of while she was unconscious. That would be a grievous mistake on your behalf.

I would never do that!!

Be warned human, it's one thing to amorously take advantage of another in the pursuit of such games.

But it's another thing entirely if the person is a maiden and is unconscious.

[ Why, she says this with such a happy smile it's like she's not mad at all! Nope!

...

Why then, is there such a really bad ominous feeling coming from her...... ]

I wouldn't do anything while she was unconscious! Did you even see me make a move like that? I was trying to wake her up!

You can't deny your true nature! All men are lascivious beasts in waiting! Don't play coy with me; I know your game! ♥

I-I'm not like that! I didn't do anything to her once she passed out, did I?

Perhaps you've heard of the expression that Hell hath no fury, like a woman taken advantage of?

[ no because that's totally wrong tamamo... ]

You're on the fast track to divine punishment!

Not if I didn't do anything to her! Goddamnit, I thought I was gonna have to rush her to the ER.

Well it's not anything I can do to help your cause, boy! Gosh, even I wouldn't want to get in between you two right now!

You can maybe stop accusing me of some perverted assault, maybe.

Uh, no, it's not anemia but thank you for that remedy. Apparently people have been passing out when they think of things of that sort of nature.

And Kaiji didn't do anything. This was completely my idea. I just wish people would stop accusing him like that.

Ah. Really?

About sex?

[ Caster remains quiet for a moment. ]

[ And then Caster just slumps over off screen. ]

T-Tamamo?!

What were you just thinking right there?

[ We're sorry, but the Caster you're trying to reach is currently out of service. Please hang up and try again...

It takes Caster a few groggy moments to come to. ]

...

N-No way! Saori! You're the beast!

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