tvk | Saber and Archer ❖ Video

[ The feed shows a smug Archer, and in the background a bandaged Saber can be seen. ]

You know, I think I know quite a bit about swords. I've fought with them for my whole life. I've studied them time and time again. I've seen beautiful works of steel, but for some reason I think this Saber of flesh and blood is more beautiful than all of them. What do you all think?

Ungh... [ As though on cue, a voice familiar to those on the network gives out a pained groan. ] What happened?

[ Archer chuckles, setting the device to the side. He doesn't seem to have realized that he has failed to turn it off. ]

Oh? You're finally coming to your senses? You should have known better going out with those injuries.

Injuries? [ Suddenly the King of Knights sounds a lot more indignant. ] How did you discover them?

You are covered in bandages. [ He scoffs. ] It would not take a genius to find them.

A genius or a man who knows not how to keep his hands to himself? [ Quite the accusing tone she takes, but it matters little when she reaches over for the phone he's placed down. ] Or in this situation, a man who lacks the skill to turn off a phone.

Hm? [ He glances at the phone. ] How annoying. I could have sworn i had turned it off.

Need I remind you of your own failures in other tasks? [ Suddenly there's one very groggy Saber staring down the lens of the phone. ] Everyone, this man is another Servant like the rest of us and no, he is not available for a battle tonight.

You would chastise me so quickly? [ He seems inquisitve. ] And even speak for me?

Both tasks completed with ease. [ With that, she gives a nod. ] I suppose the lot of you would enjoy speaking to the newcomer, no? Very well, let us hear it. Be brief, for I have many things to discuss with him.

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Don't tell me there's another 'you obviously want to do them but you can't because Shirou' option here.

I simply do not 'wish to do people'.

There's nothing wrong with it. It can be a great expression of your love even if you're not Master and Servant. Not that I'd know from experience, but, you know.

I have ways of expressing my lo---this is irrelevant to the topic at hand and you know it.

You know my intentions have always been to get you laid with the person I think you'd be happiest with. That much hasn't changed.

[ Why does she even bother? ]

This is not the topic to have in his company.

Oh yeah.

Hey douche in red. Go away, sensitive topic here.

It'd be rather irresponsible for me to leave her in such a state. If you have something to say to her then you can go ahead and say it in front of me as well.

We're talking about her love life here: you know, that thing you're not a part of? So it'd be totally inappropriate. Why don't you go buy her a get-well card?

You make a haughty assumption, and at any rate you can talk about it later. She's supposed to be resting right now.

I rescued her once too, but I let her talk, because I'm not trying to be a controlling boyfriend.

You both should realize that I am still here.

I know you are. I stand by everything I said.

You are too invested in my personal life.

We're friends, yeah? I want you to be happy.

Embarrassing me in such a manner gives the opposite impression.

I'm sorry. I got mad at him.

He is special to me. Just know that much.

I'll try not to get too pissy.

It is complicated to explain. [ Way too complicated. Good going, Nasu. ] Furthermore, it is not right of me to explain what I do know... ah, this is more trouble than I thought it would be.

[ Thanks a lot, Archer. ]

Not a topic to have in his company?

It would be improper of me to give out a Servant's identity.

Like anyone's keeping up with that here...

He has his reasons for doing so. You may fair better annoying him into giving up his identity instead of me.

Good idea!

Oh douche in red~

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