First Dance ; Action/Video

[jitensha]

[ if you're out and about and not staying safely indoors for who knows what reason, you will probably see the.... perhaps not-so-unusual sight of someone in the Shopping District being surrounded by a group of giggling girls.

And by girls, I mean ranging in age from middle school to housewives. It's not like this poor tormented woman-attracting soul can get very far with all the chattering and squealing and flirting going on, but damn are they (politely) trying. ]

No, really-- I just-- I'm just trying to find my way back! Why does this always happen?!

[ A FEW HOURS LATER, there's a video post. Aforementioned poor tormented woman-attracting soul is looking more than a little disheveled, with her baseball cap lopsided and her clothes rumpled, but after a moment of trying fruitlessly to adjust herself, she gives up and grins sheepishly. ]

P-people here are really friendly, aren't they? My name is Makoto Kikuchi, and I have no idea where I am!! It's nice to meet you!

[ she probably shouldn't say that so cheerfully. ]

By any chance, has anyone here heard of 765 Pro?

Comments

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[theshiningone]

[BOWS.]

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all day and nights.

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[jitensha]

It looks like we both are, for now.

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[theshiningone]

I always wanted to visit America, but I wasn't expecting it to be like this.

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[jitensha]

Same here! We took the cheaper way.

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[theshiningone]

We're pretty smart thinkers, huh?

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[jitensha]

[ is it time for a fistbump? I THINK SO. ]

That's resourcefulness for you!

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[theshiningone]

... ... ...

[Sniffs her fist.]

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[jitensha]

... ... ...

[ pats his head with her free hand. ]

Good boy, no biting.

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[theshiningone]

[Oh baby. You can do this all day long.]

Meow meow.

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[jitensha]

... I didn't want it to have to come to this, but it seems I've got no choice.

[ and with another pat, she reaches into her pocket AAAAAAAND-- ]

[Action]

[jitensha]

[ BEHOLD THE ALMIGHTY

POWERFUL

RIBBON. ]

Be grateful! This made my Top 3 Cutest Ribbons list! You can wear it around your neck as a sign of our friendship, Neko-chan!

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[theshiningone]

[> The girl presents a ribbon to you. What do you do...?

> Put on the ribbon.
> Stangle her with it.
> What's that?]

[Action]

[theshiningone]

[Hiro will take the ribbon and EQUIP THAT BITCH around his neck.

> Your Charm has become The Cat's Meow.]

... It's purrrrrrfect.

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[jitensha]

It brings out your eyes!

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[theshiningone]

I wouldn't mind seeing you in a ribbon sometime.

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[jitensha]

I wouldn't make a very good cat.

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[theshiningone]

[THIS GIVES HIM AN IDEA...


Taking your hand there, Makoto.]

Let's go play dress up.

[Action]

[jitensha]

... Huh? H-hold on!

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[theshiningone]

No thanks. [DRAGGING YOU TO THE CLOSEST CLOTHING/COSPLAY SHOP.]

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[jitensha]

[ SHE IS HAVING VISIONS OF CAT-EARED PRINCE OUTFITS oh god ]

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[theshiningone]

[WALKING IN WHILE HE'S LOOKING HORRIBLY SERIOUS.]

... We've arrived at the Cave of Wonders. [... Hiro is this a store you are not an explorer.]

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[jitensha]

Giving it some kind of dramatic adventure movie title like that...

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[theshiningone]

Everything is better with dramatic adventure movie titles.

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[jitensha]

So why does it feel like there should be some ominous music...?

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[theshiningone]

Dun dun dun dun... [Did someone say music? He'll be setting the ominous atmosphere!]