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[parkouring]

[A. Action; Open]

[It's a beautiful day, Prospero. No horrible event, no Shadows, no fighting, nothing bad. But wait! There's a newcomer in your lovely town, and of course we're talking about Izaya. Don't worry, he means no harm. Lookie, he's basically around Prospero the whole day, either it's the park, restaurant, shop. Everywhere! He'll poke you or you poke him; Izaya will communicate with you in the end.]

[Contrary to popular trends, he's not panicking over how could he be here. In fact, he seems to be enjoying things. Also, this happens before B, since...]

[B. Action; Locked to Shizuo]

[Just right after all threads on A, Izaya's still frolicking everywhere... Don't you just love your live, Shizuo? There might be an Izaya passing by in front of your nose. Skipping happily :D]

[Wat do, Shizu-chan?]

[While action post is locked solely for the bartender, reaction post is more than welcomed. Since... Well, there would be some havoc created by Shizuo, and surely that won't go unnoticed.]

Comments

B 1/Combos incoming

[antiviolence]

[...Something smells in Prospero today.]

2/??

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[Something fucking reeks today.]

3/??

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[At times like this, the only best thing to do is put a stick on your mouth and light it up--]

4/??

[antiviolence]

[--When Shizuo suddenly become a klutz and let the fire hit his finger directly incidentally.]

Dammit-!

[He hisses in pain a little. It's hot dude.]

5/??

[antiviolence]

[One more time and he managed to do it correctly!

Now time to resume walking in peace...]

6/??

[antiviolence]

[Oh hey, there's a guy in a black jacket skipping like an idiot.

Doesn't that remind you of someone from Ikebukuro, Shizuo? Doesn't that remind you of--]

7/??

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8/??

[antiviolence]

[Are his eyes deceiving him?

...No, that makes sense. That explains the smell.]

I-

9/11 I guess

[antiviolence]

-Za-

[His body trembles. Trembles in excitement.

Trembles in excitement about how he should murder you. RIGHT NOW.]

10/11

[antiviolence]

-YAAAAAA!!

[Why hold it down, Shizuo? Sure, his power aren't as badass as back there. But he could afford with a pedestrian bicycle on the side, right?]

DONE

[antiviolence]

[--Which is now hurling towards the bastard with the black jacket. Have at it, free bicycle. On your fucking face.]

That is beautiful 1/2

[parkouring]

[WELP there goes the perfect day! Izaya is not really surprised seeing Shizu-chan could actually in here, Prospero. He can simply tell this place is like... non-existent and kinda fairy tale-ish. But still, Izaya Orihara believes in fairy tail, dude.]

[When he heard the familiar voice, though...]

2/2

[parkouring]

[...He dodge it with ease. Free bicycle? No thanks. He can run as fast as a bicycle already!]

[Turning his attention to the thrower, who was none other than his BEST FRIEND EVER, Izaya pull his famous smirk.]

Well, well, aren't you Shizu-chan? What had I done to deserves your gracious attention?

[This goes without saying that the pedestrians might be a little freaked out due to the flying bicycle.]

[antiviolence]

[The way you dodged, the way you talked... It's Izaya. THAT Izaya.

Nice try smirking at him, because his response to that expression is nothing but rageface.]

I have a name, bastard. [His gaze is darting around for weapon... Hmm, nothing he's capable of using, except one obvious vending machine.] It's Shizuo Heiwajima.

[Uprooting that vending machine he goes! Aaaand another bomb at you, Izaya boy.]

[parkouring]

[Same old, same old Shizuo... Can't you do anything else than the usual? Since he's going to evade-- Whoops! He underestimated it and it almost hit his pretty face. Almost.]

Oh, come on! With all the shouting of my name, can't we at least get a bit fair with calling you as Shizu-chan on my part?

[He hates dealing with you, man. Especially right now. That's why he's going to... flee.]

[crouching_sin]

[Naoya is sitting in the park, a bag of computer parts at his feet. He needed some spares for the new system - and he's reading The Art of War by Machiavelli. At the sight of someone wandering around in a coat like that in the warming weather, though, he puts the book down, just watching him.]

[parkouring]

[There're a lot of pedestrians that looked at Izaya like he's some kind of freak due to his walking style. When he found someone staring at him, without any feelings of oddness? He's going to invade his personal space. Furthermore, when he's close enough, he managed to get a good grasp of the book's cover, Izaya couldn't be intrigued more.]

Hello.

[Said with a smirk, a smirk that's totally not mischievous, nope.]

[crouching_sin]

Hello there. I haven't seen you around.

[And he probably would have, given the man's oddness.]

You're new here, aren't you?

[parkouring]

[Not surprised? Well, that's that! He still likes this, but he'll loves it further if the man before him surprised which will be never.]

Aww, you ruined my surprise, sir. [8)] But why yes, I am quite new in this new town. [Which he enjoyed when he should at least wonder even an inch...]

[hereticals]

[Today in the shop, there's one curious little girl browsing around. It seems she's looking for something, but--]

As I thought, this won't get rid of people either. [Gedomaru what kind of item are you looking for to begin with?!]

[parkouring]

[Eavesdropping isn't really his favorite, but Izaya's damn talented in it. Yeah, this is the part where he eavesdrop.]

Wow, scary. [Even if he doesn't know what's in the name of DragonBleaPiece exactly are you looking for, HE'LL SMILE :D]

A

[puppet_show]

[Oh look, it's an ordinary high school girl studying for class or whatever at the library. She even has her textbook and several notebooks spread out in front of her, although right now she's writing busily away in a smaller one. Certainly there's nothing interesting about this young and surely impressionable girl?]

[parkouring]

[Talk about information, when he can't access the net freely, there's always a library!! ...Though in the end, what Izaya have in his hand aren't history books about Prospero or shits, they are comics instead.]

Studying for test? [Hey! He's already next to you, and even saying those with an audible voices! Perhaps a bit too loud for library's privacy.]

[puppet_show]

[She jumps only slightly - she realized someone was there, but wasn't expecting them to actually talk to her. Her reply is in a slightly more subdued tone, because unlike someone she would rather the other library patrons not hate her.]

...Sort of. I'm playing catch up for all the school I missed.

Is there something I can help you with?

[parkouring]

[He can tell by the frequency of her voices, she doesn't want to annoy all the library patrons. Oh well, time to play nice.]

Nothing, nothing. I was just wondering how could my feet bring me into this place.

[Doesn't make sense? That's Izaya.]