Chapter 08 ~ Action

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ If you happen to decide to visit the bookstore today (or, you know, you work here), you'll notice there is a fairly large amount of books laying in front of the store, as if they were tossed out with little care. We're talking piles of books, guys. You can probably take them if you want, because it doesn't seem anyone is actually paying attention to what the hell is going on. Just be careful if you walk into the store, because you may or may not be pelted with even more books. Why? Because Gilgamesh. Do we really need to say more? He's been busy going through literally every book in the store, and discarding any he finds offensive. You can already tell where this is going, right?

Gilgamesh. In the bookstore. Disposing of books. While wearing this. Yes, your worst nightmares have come true. Gilgamesh is the new owner of this fine establishment, much to the horror of two certain servants who just so happen to work here part-time. How will they react? How will you react? Let us find out on today's action packed episode of Goldie Takes Over The World! ]

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[best-king.livejournal.com]

The ones that are actually fit to be sold? Yeah, that's the point.

[ He'll without his UNEDUCATED MONGRELS speeches for the next five seconds. ]

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[Well she doesn't know that the ones on the ground are the unfit ones LMFAO but oh awesome there just happens to be a bible on the ground that she picks up...]

Then I'd like to purchase this please.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ Really. Really. Out of any of the books she could have picked. He'll just start cackling. ]

Do you really want that piece of trash? Take it. It's lies are as worthless as most of you mongrels to me.

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

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... you may believe what you want, but the Word of God contains nothing but the truth we are meant to follow.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ Man it's like all these Christ-followers are popping out of the woodwork here. Where's a fellow Sumerian or Akkadian when you need them? ]

And what is this Word of God? You mean the stories some mongrel stole from cultures and civilizations much older than they were when written? Pathetic. To think that mongrels would fall prey to something that is nothing more than a cheap knock-off.

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

What you consider to be "falling prey" is merely coming to an understanding and acceptance of the truth.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ Gil, please stop laughing at other people's religious beliefs it's so totally rude geez! ]

Really? "The Truth"? Seems like all one needs to do is tell a lie enough times for mongrels like you to believe it as "the truth". I wonder if that would work with Saber as well.

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[Yeah I mean it's not like she's calling him a SINNERRRRRRR or at least not to his face. (pokerface)]

What is truly sad is that you cannot see the difference between lies and truth, or for what they really are.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Alright, woman. Answer me this.

If I were to kill you right now, at this very spot, what would happen to you?

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

You are assuming you could kill me to begin with.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

Just answer the question, woman.

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[INSERT EYEROLL HERE but okay she'll humor him for a bit.]

Presumably I would die.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

And after that?

[ damn it joan you know exactly what he's trying to get at stop playing games with him sob. ]

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[Didn't you know Gil all the best girls love to be difficult...]

If what I have heard of proves true, I would supposedly be brought back from the dead.

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ Why can't you all just be like Ishtar's whores servants and throw yourselves at the mercy of every man damn it. ]

And doesn't that in itself disprove the existence of some sort of God? Humanity was never meant to be immortal, and this is technically going against the will of the Gods.

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[Excuse you but Ruler her is a SAINT and has her chastity to protect!!]

Indeed, there is a time for all things to perish. However, it is not our place to say when that time is; if God wills it that one returns from the dead, then it will be so. [Just like her homeboy JESUS CHRIST.]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ sure sure just get a couple of drinks in her system and she'll be having sloppy makeouts with everyone ]

You Christ followers really are all the same. [ hater gonna hate ]

this is so awfully late SCREAMS I'M SORRY

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[Shhh that's not something anyone needs to know...]

I believe I shall take that as a compliment.