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[king_of_heroes]

[ Ah, what a beautiful day in Prospero. The sun is shinning brightly, giving enough warmth to make it the perfect day to do all sorts of outdoor activities. Children might be playing around with their bikes or toys and what not, adults might be gardening or working on cars or other silly things. It's just a perfect day.

Of course, there's always that one asshole that has to ruin it for everybody. Can you guess who that is today? Anyone out and about might have a close encounter with a rather loud streak of what appears to be golden lightning passing by! Yes, indeed. Gilgamesh has gotten back his prized Gilgil Machine and nobody is safe from his reckless driving. He's dodging in and out of traffic, riding on sidewalks, up and down stairs and rails. Is there any place he WON'T drive? Hell, he might even go so far as jumping off improvised ramps. This will surely end well for everyone. Did he almost hit? ACTUALLY hit you? Wreck something of yours? Feel free to yell at him, chase him down, or anything else! And hey, if you wanna challenge him to a race, even better! ]

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[range]

[It's the pimp motorcycle AND IT'S COMING FOR YOU.

You didn't actually hit Grit, which is impressive that you completely missed him. Because he's pretty slow when it comes to movement.

Though the next time he comes around, he'll just go ahead and flick a cigarette to get his attention.

Grit is not responsible if your hair is on fire at this point, nope.]

[king_of_heroes]

[ You know, this had actually been a pretty fun day, excluding a few minor annoyances in the form of fellow servants but whatever. DON'T STOP ME NOW I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME ETCETC.

So of course, having something flicked at him and feeling his hair suddenly catch on fire due to the sheer volume of god knows what he puts in his hair to keep it looking amazing will prompt him yell in some ancient tongue, hop off his bike, proceed to find the nearest mongrel, rip their shirt off and use it to put out his hair.

Sorry, Grit. Turnabout is fair play. ]

[range]

[Man it's like he set dry grass on fire. Nothing has ever how amazing setting this on fire could be. NO REGRETS.

Nope, not even when his shirt is ripped off, because that's what the long coat is for. He's just going to button that up before his manly chest catches on fire too.]

Whoops. How'd that happen?

[king_of_heroes]

[ At least he put it out before his hair was completely unrecognizable. Still, he'll be mourning over the loss of his perfect head of hair. He'll probably have to get some stupid mongrel to trim it to even it out and it will look less than fabulous for a while. Oh, what is life even anymore? ]

Hmph. Obviously some mongrel was making an attempt on my life. Jealous cowards.

[ Yes, Giggles. Exactly. ]

[range]

[Oh hey look, he got away with it. Don't give yourself away now. Also self cutting is a new trend you should totally do it.]

Least it only got your hair... 'magine if it had hit any of yer gas...

[so precious.]

[king_of_heroes]

I'd rather that then my hair.

[ He's a pretty boy king, these things are pretty important to him. Apparently. ]

Besides, I would have come back in less than a week perfectly fine.

[range]

...Ya'd rather lose your bike?

[No kidding. The prettiest boy king.]

Yeah, but still...

[king_of_heroes]

[ The most casual of shrugs. ]

I have enough money to fix it. Or just make a new one if I wish. Really not that big of a deal to me. My hair on the other hand isn't nearly as replaceable.

[range]

...Well if it helps, the fire seems to have made it look a lil' bit better. Got that tinged look that's sweepin' the country.

[he's bullshitting he has no idea what's fashionable.]

[king_of_heroes]

[...

Okay, maybe he's buying it. Because why would any king ever doubt the word of some random mongrel they just met on the street, right? He'll just be checking it out in one of the bike's mirrors, slightly picking at bits to rearrange it. ]

Hm. Perhaps you have a point. And it does get rather boring with the same hairstyle forever.

[range]

[...Well now, that was unexpected. Considering how he dresses, someone is actually going along with it. Amazing. He deserves some points for that.]

Yeah, exactly. And if ya end up hatin' it, it's only a month or two from growin' back.

[king_of_heroes]

[ Truth be told, he's just a vain bastard who thinks he looks good no matter what. He could probably shave his head and think he still looked like a Bronze Greek Sumerian God. ]


Ha, easily half a month. I have very blessed genes.


[ ...Which begs the question how he seems to never grow and body hair. We'll just go with Bishonen Logic. ]

[range]

[Oh god he's surrounded himself by you vain bastards, what is up with you guys. Is this all you do, troll hicks?]

Well then, aren't you lucky?

[Body hair isn't even worth it, okay?]