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[ex_cashcow493]

☙VIDEO;

[ Gender-flipped King Arthur and technology don't really mesh too well together, seeing as it's been kicked on by accident again. This time she has her legs curled up on the couch, a tiny lion cub nestled around her battle gown and limbs. A hand idly scratches behind it's ears and the other side of her body? Resting alongside the man sitting next to her. It takes him a moment, but it seems as though he's struggling to figure out how to work a remote control.

Suddenly there's very loud noise. The phone's angled enough to get a good look at the television - are those credits vaguely familiar? ]

I was told this was the most accurate portrayal by the man who sold it to me, Lancer. [ Calmly spoken. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.
Feel free to comment after any point in the thread holding their commentary as well for max lulz.

Comments

locked to Lancer;

[ex_cashcow493]

I hope it is not a waste of time. The art on the box makes me question it entirely. The Holy Grail?

[ Resting her head against his shoulder, she heaves a loud accentuated sigh. ]

Ahh, these things? Do they not belong at the end of the movie? I do not understand why we are being forced to watch them from the start.

[croibhristeoir]

Credits, right? I did think they were meant to come later on--hm? Aren't those subtitles?

[Beat.]

Are-....are they going on a tangent? Is that normal for these things?

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

He was lying to you.

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[best-bro.livejournal.com]

Oh, the cub looks like he is doing well. You shouldn't coddle it for too long though, Arturia.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

That looks interesting.

[ex_cashcow493]

Ahh.. did that really say 'also also appearing'? Does that make any sense, Lancer?

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[ex_cashcow493]

What would he gain in telling me an untruth, Issei?

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

He likely thought that it was funny. That movie is a comedy. A farce.

[croibhristeoir]

No, I'm going to say that it certainly does not.

[vidya]

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[Calm, composed, extremely bitter and brooding silence.]

[vidya]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Completely unaware for now! She doesn't seem to have any romantic intent, but she does appear to be quite content. ]

[Video]

[ex_cashcow493]

Interesting?

[ Confusion sets in for a bit. ]

It seems fairly inaccurate.

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[ex_cashcow493]

He fares well.

[ An indignant flare of her nostrils. ]

I am not coddling him!

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

Well, yes.

[]

It does take me back, though.

[ex_cashcow493]

I cannot read all of this at the speed it is going through. I got as far as special extra tha---

[ Pausing.

Dumbfounded look. ]

Did they just mention a moose?

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[ex_cashcow493]

A comedy? I do not understand. How can the most accurate portrayal of my past be a comedy?

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[ex_cashcow493]

Take you back to when?

[ At least she's willing to listen despite her poor mood. ]

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

He was lying. It's completely inaccurate and meant to be so.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Have you watched it then?

[croibhristeoir]

...I believe that is in fact the case.

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[croibhristeoir]

I take it this isn't all that accurate, then.

[vidya]

[croibhristeoir]

[king of heroes]

[do u have enough jelly]

[ex_cashcow493]

Oh, they sacked them.

[ Another pause. ]

.. as in they placed all the workers within sacks and carried them off then?

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[croibhristeoir]

I was wondering just where she might have gotten something like that. I can't imagine lions to be a simple thing to procure in this age.

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[croibhristeoir]

If it looked accurate, I might perhaps be interested. As it is, I'm afraid that's not the case.