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[ex_cashcow493]

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[ Gender-flipped King Arthur and technology don't really mesh too well together, seeing as it's been kicked on by accident again. This time she has her legs curled up on the couch, a tiny lion cub nestled around her battle gown and limbs. A hand idly scratches behind it's ears and the other side of her body? Resting alongside the man sitting next to her. It takes him a moment, but it seems as though he's struggling to figure out how to work a remote control.

Suddenly there's very loud noise. The phone's angled enough to get a good look at the television - are those credits vaguely familiar? ]

I was told this was the most accurate portrayal by the man who sold it to me, Lancer. [ Calmly spoken. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.
Feel free to comment after any point in the thread holding their commentary as well for max lulz.

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

Oh, they sacked them.

[ Another pause. ]

.. as in they placed all the workers within sacks and carried them off then?

[croibhristeoir]

I assume they didn't mean it in the sense that an army might have sacked an enemy town, at least.

...Wh-? [FUCK ME THOSE ARE SOME BRIGHT COLORED LLAMACENTRIC CREDITS]

[LLAMALICIOUS.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Avert your gaze, Lancer or else you risk going mad from such antics!

[ Her face? Totally up against his arm. ]

[croibhristeoir]

...Saber, I really don't think that's going to happen. It's more likely that the sheer insanity of the situation will drive someone mad before anything else.

[ex_cashcow493]

Then what other purpose does that display serve?

[ Peeking up at him from his arm. ]

[croibhristeoir]

If I were to guess, I would say it's an attempt to confuse us.

...And apparently talk about llamas.

[ex_cashcow493]

Llamas?

[ Glancing over towards her lion cub. ]

He could take care of them easily.

[croibhristeoir]

I highly doubt we'll need to worry-. . .

[Hang the fuck on a second.]

That's...not a horse. That could not in fact be less of a horse if it tried.

[No, those are in fact coconut halves.]

Saber. Tell me that's not supposed to be...

[ex_cashcow493]

A relief such silliness is over with. Forcing us to endure it in the beginning was crue--

[ Huh, she hears hooves, but: ]

Where are their steeds, Lancer?

[croibhristeoir]

They don't...appear to be riding any.

[ex_cashcow493]

Why not?

[croibhristeoir]

If I had that answer, I doubt I would be this confused.

[ex_cashcow493]

Then what seems to be making that noise?

[croibhristeoir]

...it seems to be that empty coconut.

[ex_cashcow493]

Are they... banging them together?

[croibhristeoir]

I would have to say that they are.

[What is this even.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Pardon my asking, but I must confirm.

They are banging the coconuts together to mimic the sound of hooves against the terrain?

[croibhristeoir]

That seems to be exactly the case, Saber.

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not understand why. Please enlighten me.

[croibhristeoir]

...I think it safe to say that I am confused about a great many things right now. The least of which is 'don't they notice he's not on a horse?'. More pressing would be why they seem to be arguing about birds and coconuts.

I am genuinely at a loss, to be completely honest with you. I can imagine no reason to do such a thing.

[ex_cashcow493]

I am certain coconuts do not migrate.

[ She sounds sure of this. ]

[croibhristeoir]

As am I, though I can't say one way or another for the birds.

[ex_cashcow493]

... Do you think two five ounce birds could truly carry a coconut together, Lancer?

[croibhristeoir]

I'm not entirely sure how heavy a coconut actually is, though I would doubt it to be possible.

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not know either. I have little experience with such items.