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[ex_cashcow493]

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[ Gender-flipped King Arthur and technology don't really mesh too well together, seeing as it's been kicked on by accident again. This time she has her legs curled up on the couch, a tiny lion cub nestled around her battle gown and limbs. A hand idly scratches behind it's ears and the other side of her body? Resting alongside the man sitting next to her. It takes him a moment, but it seems as though he's struggling to figure out how to work a remote control.

Suddenly there's very loud noise. The phone's angled enough to get a good look at the television - are those credits vaguely familiar? ]

I was told this was the most accurate portrayal by the man who sold it to me, Lancer. [ Calmly spoken. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.
Feel free to comment after any point in the thread holding their commentary as well for max lulz.

Comments

[croibhristeoir]

...did you really knight someone that fought a chicken?

[ex_cashcow493]

... Let us not discuss my knights.

[ That chicken was A LEGEND. ]

Ah, that Camelot does not seem as glorious as the one I left behind. [ A pause. ] Oh, it is only a model. That is logica---

[ A look of horror. Lancer, oh god, why are they singing? ]

[croibhristeoir]

. . .

[Are we sure this isn't a movie about Ireland?]

...Singing was not uncommon among our number. Full-blown and pre-planned song and dance performances, however...a bit less so.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ BSOD. ]

[croibhristeoir]

. . . I take it from your reaction that this is rather unconventional.

[ex_cashcow493]

This is an insult to my beloved fortress!

[croibhristeoir]

It's an insult to a lot of things, I think.

[ex_cashcow493]

... Lancer.

[ Serious tone. ]

What is spam?

[croibhristeoir]

Truthfully, Saber? I haven't the slightest clue.

[ex_cashcow493]

... Perhaps we should ask the others.

[croibhristeoir]

I'm sure one of them must know.

[ex_cashcow493]

I thought perhaps it was a special brand of ham.

[croibhristeoir]

I don't know...I suppose it could be.

...Should I assume Camelot was not, in fact, a silly place?

[ex_cashcow493]

It was anything but. Silliness was part of our rival kingdoms, but never with Camelot. No place I rule would ever succumb to such childish whims.