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[ex_cashcow493]

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[ Gender-flipped King Arthur and technology don't really mesh too well together, seeing as it's been kicked on by accident again. This time she has her legs curled up on the couch, a tiny lion cub nestled around her battle gown and limbs. A hand idly scratches behind it's ears and the other side of her body? Resting alongside the man sitting next to her. It takes him a moment, but it seems as though he's struggling to figure out how to work a remote control.

Suddenly there's very loud noise. The phone's angled enough to get a good look at the television - are those credits vaguely familiar? ]

I was told this was the most accurate portrayal by the man who sold it to me, Lancer. [ Calmly spoken. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.
Feel free to comment after any point in the thread holding their commentary as well for max lulz.

Comments

[croibhristeoir]

I'm not entirely sure how heavy a coconut actually is, though I would doubt it to be possible.

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not know either. I have little experience with such items.

[croibhristeoir]

...I admit there is a lot about this that confuses me.

Was it common to attempt to rid oneself of living relatives when the area was overcome with plague? I suspect not, but I may as well ask.

[ex_cashcow493]

Well, he was going to perish soon.. would you rather the corpse lay around until the next day?

... Ah, they murdered him. I do not think I can support such behavior.

[croibhristeoir]

Are we certain he was even sick in the first place?

[this is serious business]

[ex_cashcow493]

He claimed to be getting better..

[croibhristeoir]

Please tell me your country wasn't really this absurd.

[ex_cashcow493]

If it were, do you think I would show a hint of it?

... did they just say he, er myself, er he.. regardless! Did they just claim he must be a king because of the lack of feces on his person?

[croibhristeoir]

At this rate, I'm honestly not sure. You could have been the only sane one.

. . . yes, that seems to be exactly their reasoning.

[ex_cashcow493]

One does not easily avoid getting such filth on their vestments. I would know from experience.

[croibhristeoir]

...I think it safe to say that I am confused about a great many things right now. Not the least of which is 'don't they notice he's not on a horse?'.

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not understand why they travel without. Are there no animals within this film? Britain was covered in a vast amount of them..

[croibhristeoir]

I don't understand it myself, though it would seem there simply aren't any horses here.

[ex_cashcow493]

That does not make any sense. I know how to ride a horse!

[croibhristeoir]

I for one never assumed otherwise.

[ex_cashcow493]

Well then... good. I would be sour with you if you thought otherwise.

... A collective? Are these peasants touched in the head?

[croibhristeoir]

I think perhaps everyone involved with this is.

[ex_cashcow493]

Are you insulting my country?

[croibhristeoir]

I'm merely insulting whoever thought banging coconuts together and discussing migratory birds at length was an accurate historical portrayal.

...It's not accurate, right?

[ex_cashcow493]

The topic of birds migrating was commonplace during dinner conversation, Lancer.

[croibhristeoir]

...and the coconuts?

[ex_cashcow493]

... what do you think?

[croibhristeoir]

But you at least had actual horses--

[Hold that thought. because it's that scene.

You know. That Scene.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Oh good, an actual scene of combat. My interest has been renewed.

And just between the two of us, the lady in the lake does have some sway over who should be king. Not that I acquired Caliburn in such a way.

[ Wait a second... that scene. ]

What a poor battle. Although I do like the use of a flail. It has been ages since I have used such a weapon.

[croibhristeoir]

I know of few who would argue with or question the judgment of a figure such as that, at the very least.

I didn't see flails used too often, myself. Many of the Fianna favored swords and lances, with the occasional axe as well.

[Oh, fighting with one arm. That may be the most logical thing Lancer's seen so far.]