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[ Gender-flipped King Arthur and technology don't really mesh too well together, seeing as it's been kicked on by accident again. This time she has her legs curled up on the couch, a tiny lion cub nestled around her battle gown and limbs. A hand idly scratches behind it's ears and the other side of her body? Resting alongside the man sitting next to her. It takes him a moment, but it seems as though he's struggling to figure out how to work a remote control.

Suddenly there's very loud noise. The phone's angled enough to get a good look at the television - are those credits vaguely familiar? ]

I was told this was the most accurate portrayal by the man who sold it to me, Lancer. [ Calmly spoken. ]

OOC: Both caliburns and croibhristeoir will be replying to every commenter in their own threads. YAY JOINT POSTS.
Feel free to comment after any point in the thread holding their commentary as well for max lulz.

Comments

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

She did seem to be taking it fairly seriously.

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[croibhristeoir]

I can hardly blame her, seeing such a tale so severely mocked and distorted.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me she's involved in this.

[Saber = King Arthur? Why would he assume that?]

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[croibhristeoir]

...

[Oh, damn. In the sheer what the fuckery that was the night's events, secrecy seemed to have slipped Lancer's mind.]

E-er...involved in what?

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

The legend of King Arthur. I'd believe it at this point.

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[croibhristeoir]

...remember the talk we had regarding Rider and Archer?

It's that again. She's really quite sane, at least.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

Who is she exactly?

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[croibhristeoir]

[Oh goddammit. He couldn't just lie, could he? At the same time he didn't want to babble Saber's identity to everyone that asked.]

...Exactly who she says she is.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

You know that's a blatant attempt to avoid answering, right?

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[croibhristeoir]

I am painfully aware of that, Issei.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

You also know that I am never going to stop trying to find out, whether from you, her, or anyone else.

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[croibhristeoir]

...

I'll tell you, considering I find it considerably difficult to lie in the face of a direct question. But I would prefer not to do it over technology that I barely comprehend.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

That's fair. Where would like to meet?

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[croibhristeoir]

I should stay here for a while and make sure Saber doesn't hunt down and destroy all remaining copies of this movie. Are you available tomorrow afternoon at all?

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

As far as I know, I'm free after school. Keep her from doing anything reckless, please.

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[croibhristeoir]

There's a small cafe not far from the store I'm working at. If you could meet me there sometime around four, I suppose I'll try to clear this up.

...and really, you have no idea how much I've kept her from doing reckless things.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to make it.

Is that so? Then I'm indebted to you. She's my partner in making Emiya perhaps less of an idiot, as well as someone I like for her own sake.

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[croibhristeoir]

She is a good and honorable person, one I find myself fortunate to have met.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I agree with that sentiment without restraint.

...Emiya is being stupid, though, isn't he. I don't know all of the details.

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[croibhristeoir]

In short? Yes.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

He isn't cruel, but he's terrible at understanding people's feelings when they relate to him. I apologize on his behalf.

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[croibhristeoir]

The word 'idiot' comes to mind and yet seems needlessly cruel, so I won't say it.

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[unknownrival.livejournal.com]

I may have said worse in her position.