Aug. 9th, 2011

[identity profile] best-king.livejournal.com
[Guess who's broadcasting from a plane? That's right, it's everyone's favorite king. After the events of this thread, he's on a mission to track down THE BEST BLACKSMITH in the United States, which will probably take him several days but who cares. Before taking his leave from the island, he decided to stop by the library and gather various ancient texts to keep him from getting too bored on said flights. When the video flickers on, all those watching will see at first is a close up of 'The Holy Bible'.]

Someone, please tell me who's idea of a bad joke this is? This entire thing is filled with countless ripoffs of ancient Babylonian texts. The creation of Earth, the great flood, almost EVERYTHING in here. Did mongrels just see fit to steal and rewrite history for their own benefit? That's disgusting. And you wonder why I act the way I do. Furthermore...

[The view suddenly changes to another text. An extremely old and beaten looking copy of 'The Epic of Gilgamesh'.]

You mongrels didn't even include half of my life in this. It makes me seem like an absolute tyrant! I'll have you know after my dear friend's death and my failure to obtain immortality, I accepted my fate and became a fair and just king for the rest of my life. I helped construct many temples for the Gods, even eventually married and had a noble son who would continue serving the people after I had passed on. I also collected many treasures of the world, including the magnificent flying ark, Virmana. And yet NONE of this is mentioned. Trying to make a villain of me, hm?
[identity profile] kindofademon.livejournal.com
[Ryuunosuke looks more subdued than normal, although he's still smiling.]

I need help making an important decision here. See, at home I move around a lot, and so my options for some things were kind of limited. But since I'm pretty much stuck here, I started wondering.

Can I get a kitten now?

I like cats. I've never had a cat because they don't like travel much, but I've always wanted one, and I'm sure there's a pet store in this city somewhere. But, I don't know if I can afford one with a bartender's salary, and I really don't want it wandering around at midnight, you know? That seems like it would be a bad idea.

...Yeah, so I thought I'd ask everyone else what they thought.
[identity profile] schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com
[The video feed turns on to show a very nervous and frightened girl, the camera shaking slightly but constantly. When she finally opens her mouth to speak, some may be slightly reminded of a profanity-laced call last month. There was no way this girl could be that caller, because her voice is way too soft and meek. Really.]

U-Um... Hello, everyone. My name is Minatsuki Takami, a-and I sell flowers in one of the seaside shops...

I saw the recent news broadcasts, and I feel terrible about what happened... Really, a serial killer in such a pretty island? Th-That's... so horrible... and scary... I can't even sleep at night knowing that... there's someone out there who would---

[She bit her lip and tears begin to well up in her eyes. She couldn't bring herself to say it! She takes a few minutes to regain her composure.]


S-Sorry, I'm really sorry... I just feel so terrible for them. They didn't deserved to be killed so brutally... [More like she wished she could have been there to enjoy the show.] Umm... A-Anyway, I thought it'd be proper if we paid our respects to the... v-v-v-victims... and make a little memorial for them near the place where they... [Minatsuki trails off, as if the word were forbidden to her.]

So, that is... What I'm saying is... I've decided to make the flower arrangements in my inventory all free of charge, if you'd like to pay your respects to them... I-I'm sure... they'd like that.

Er... That's all...

[The video feed ends.]

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