12: It followed me home, I swear! [video]

[needsteaplz]

[The feed starts with Saori walking up the street leading to the hotel. There's a worried look on her face]

I...have a problem.

[The video shifts to look over her shoulder. A dog, from the looks of it a stray, is trailing right behind her.]

I don't know where it came from but it's been following me for sometime now. I've tried to shake it off but it keeps finding me and I don't know what it wants.

[She makes her way into the hotel lobby and yes, it's still followed her. She places the phone down on the coffee table. She turns to it.]

Sweetie, I'm sorry, but I don't have anything you want. I'm sure you'll have a nice owner one day. Now please lea-ACK!

[ There's a sound of someone being tackled and some heavy panting.]

No, sweetie, please get off of me! No, no licking! Oh please stop being adorable...

[Video]

[not_the_dreck]

[Asch doesn't look happy -- but then again, when does he ever? -- when he appears on the screen. He makes a face at it (that looks like he swallowed a bug), before speaking.]

Anyone seen an idiot around here? He--

[He cut himself off, making the most irate face imaginable, before forcing the next sentence out between clenched teeth.]

--looks a lot like me. Only with short hair.