Chapter 08 ~ Action

[best-king.livejournal.com]

[ If you happen to decide to visit the bookstore today (or, you know, you work here), you'll notice there is a fairly large amount of books laying in front of the store, as if they were tossed out with little care. We're talking piles of books, guys. You can probably take them if you want, because it doesn't seem anyone is actually paying attention to what the hell is going on. Just be careful if you walk into the store, because you may or may not be pelted with even more books. Why? Because Gilgamesh. Do we really need to say more? He's been busy going through literally every book in the store, and discarding any he finds offensive. You can already tell where this is going, right?

Gilgamesh. In the bookstore. Disposing of books. While wearing this. Yes, your worst nightmares have come true. Gilgamesh is the new owner of this fine establishment, much to the horror of two certain servants who just so happen to work here part-time. How will they react? How will you react? Let us find out on today's action packed episode of Goldie Takes Over The World! ]

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[harpbeat.livejournal.com]

[It's the dark hour, and what appears to be a girl in elegant clothing is absently strumming a harp.]

All right, let's cut to the chase here. Where the hell am I and what am I doing here? This is definitely not where I went to bed or where she left me - oh, hang on, let me take care of this first.

[That last bit is mentioned when a Shadow appears on screen a mild distance away. Rising quickly to their feet and hoisting up the harp, they dash over to where the monster is and smash it with the harp until it dies.

Yep. Coming back over to the phone totally casually.]

Yeah, so, if anybody'd like to tell me anything about this creepy place, go ahead.

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[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

[Sometime during the middle of the day, a text was sent out]

Uuuuuuuugh.
Someone mind explaining where the hell I am? This is kind of dum8.
I mean, who takes someone a8out to die and puts them on a weird island like this? Laaaaaaaame.
Ugh and I need to clean up. Some8ody point me to an a8ulation trap or 8athtu8 or whatever you call it. This red shit is gross.

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[heavenscorpse.livejournal.com]

[A very, very large stack of books sits behind V/V in her hotel room. She faces the camera.]

First, does anyone know how to successfully advertise? There wasn't anything like it on Venus, of course, since that would have been ridiculous. And I really want to do a good job for Gilgamesh, or he'll probably get mad... [As an aside:] Do you think he'd throw me out the window too? That would hurt more this time.

Um, second. Since there are a lot of books that weren't good enough to be in our store, or I guess that's the reason he gave them to me, if anyone wants to check some of them out I'd be happy to let anyone have them. Please stop by. It's nice to see people, too!