ｏｈ， ｉｔ ｉｓ ｌｏｖｅ

[lyres]

[Video]

[See Saber.

See Saber, dressed with painfully plain clothes, checking out a number of fabrics in what looks like a textiles' store.]

Admittedly, I didn't expect to receive as many requests for a Valentine's oriented party. And while I had not trouble when it came to inform myself about the whereabouts of such celebration... [She takes a little pause to let her awesomeness sink in.] People are weird in this time and age!

[And she throws the light pink piece of cloth she was holding to a side, a bit too much dramatically to be completely honest.]

They babble of love, and yet they all want a very much typical party. I had suggested something more special, more intimate, but it seems to me that such a special occasion is being used as a vile excuse to make noise. Inconsiderate simpletons...

[Well it seems somebody had been keeping that for herself for a while. She maintains her composure though, because that's unsightly of an emperor.]

Ah, I almost forgot the purpose of this message. How are you all planning to spend Valentine's Day? I hope you all have a special someone, or someones to keep you company and devote yourself to love in a proper way. [That coming from her probably means something completely different though. The feed ends with Saber making a dreamy face for a moment.]

7th Cheer [Video]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

[The screen flips on to reveal Sakurako standing proudly in her dorm room.  Her rather crowded dorm room.  Crowded not with people, but with musical instruments.  Besides the drum set she played for people before, there's also an electric keyboard, electronic harp, a bass guitar, two regular electric guitars, a half dozen microphones with accompanying stands, and a bunch of amps of various sizes.  For anyone well-versed in this sort of thing, all of the equipment is fairly top of the line.]

Hey, everyone!  I finally got all our instruments!  Check it out!  There's my drum set - you guys saw that one before.  Oh!  And I got an electric harp for Eater... that was really hard to find.  A bass guitar for Elsie, electric guitars for Madoka and V/V so we can have lead and rhythm guitar sections, and an electronic keyboard for John!  And of course mikes for all of us so that we can all do backup vocals and stuff.  Isn't it awesome?  When should we have our first rehearsal?  Oh, but I guess we'll have to write some songs first, huh?  And our band's gonna need a good name!  Maybe we should just call a band meeting first...

[Yeah, this call went out to the entire town, not just the band, so feel free to editorialize on any of her inane blatherings.]

[text]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

I've seen other people confused on these phones. You're not... like me, are you? Trapped here? I'm not the only one, right?

My name is Lucia! Nanami Lucia. I need to find out where I am and how I can get back -- aha, if you're all here than you probably don't know how to get back either, do you? But do you know who does know?

Oh! ♥ And can somebody please tell me how to work this thing?

[text]

[h0nk]

ShIt, I ThInK I DoNe wEnT AnD AlL WoKe uP In aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR'S HiVe aGaIn.
I DoN'T MeAn tO Do tHaT ShIt, BuT I GuEsS It jUsT HaPpEnS AfTeR A CrAzY NiGhT Of fAyGo sLaMmInG AnD WiCkEd rHyMe sPiTtInG.
cOuLd aNy oF YoU BrOs tElL A MoThErFuCkEr wHeRe hE CaN FiNd tHe nEaReSt tRaNsPoRtAtIoN DeViCe sO I CaN GeT BaCk tO My oWn mOtHeRfUcKiN' hIvE?
tHaT WoUlD Be cHiLl. :o)

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[playpurrtend]

:33 < *ac is confused by her new circumstances*
:33 < *she has ended up pawfully lost and in a human body to boot*
:33 < *if anyone helped the poor stray cat, she would be purrleased as punch*
:33 < thank you!
:33 < *ac waits patiently fur a reply*