[video] forward dated to monday morning.

[king_of_heroes]

[ Well, this is certainly a rare sight. Gilgamesh is actually doing work at the bookstore for once. Not without reason, sadly. There's been an influx of customers over the last few days. Those terrible romance novels have been flying off the shelves for whatever reason. He'll never understand why. It really wouldn't be so bad if he had more help, but the few employees he DID have had called off due to whatever shenanigans were currently going on in town. He wanted to be pissed off, but he was simply too busy to give a damn. Of course, there was something that striked him as odd. The fact that a certain faithful employee hadn't shown up for two days in a row. After finally pushing the last stack of books onto a shelf, he turns back to address the camera. ]

I'm going to make this short. Has anyone seen V/V this weekend? I saw her Saturday, but she didn't show up for work yesterday or today. She also isn't answering her stupid phone.

And while I'm here, anyone interested in a part time job? These customers are starting to get on my nerves, and I can't be held responsible for what happens to them if someone isn't around to help them out.

(no subject)

[breatheinthefog]

[text|private but fairly easy to hack]

Tch. She was wrong, and she disappeared. She probably got herself killed believing the best of people. Or she went home to die for defying her fate.

Either way, it's pointless.

[action]

*Kaoru can be found wandering around, looking suspiciously at anyone who passes by her -- even if she knows them. Blame the event.*

Neun

[soulsborderline]

[Accidental Video and Action, dorms]

[After school today, Asuka is engaging in her latest brilliant plan. Since she and Minato are obviously going out for Valentine's Day, whether she remembered to tell him or not, she should make him chocolates. That's what Japanese girls do, right? Of course, with no idea how to make chocolate or capacity to admit that, she's taking the age-old shortcut of melting chocolate bars and pouring the result into molds.]

[Asuka can be seen melting a small pile of generic Hershey's-style chocolate bars in a pot with an intense look on her face, and attempting to pour the result over the last half-dozen of the chocolates she received from V/V sitting in some kind of muffin pan. This would be going excellently if Asuka didn't burn herself and drop molten chocolate everywhere every couple of minutes.]

Gottverdammt Drecksau! I hate cooking! This is why men should do it...

[She's using a public kitchen and being extremely loud, so even without the phone recording her she's botherable.]

[Voice]

[kindofademon]

Doing a bit of a experiment thing right now. I need you guys to tell me if you experience dizziness, lightheadedness, or fainting spells, okay? Thanks. Oh, and not-safe-for-work-or-small-children.

[After clearing his throat, Ryuunosuke begins to read a sexy passage from somewhere. For the purposes of this post the sexy passage has not been transcribed. Rest assured that it has a mainstream appeal to many people who enjoy sexy things, there are no weird kinks of Ryuunosuke's in there, and the word 'orbs' is never used to describe eyes.

It goes on for a decent amount of time, before Ryuunosuke comes to a good stopping point and ends the feed.]

[Video]

[amnesiadragon]

[This? This is a wide-eyed Ryu. There's still a white strip of bandage poking out from his shirt, but that's not the point here!]

[The point is. Well. He looks a little embarrassed as he starts talking.]

Um... so... um... that thing that that guy read on the network earlier...

[... laskdjf how does he even ask this.]

Th... is that really how mortals make children?!

[Fffff he can't take this any longer and turns off the video. /).(\]

19: You Kids and your Valentine Shenanigans [Accidental Video]

[needsteaplz]

[Well, it’s finally here. The holiday everyone either loves or hates: Valentine’s Day. The video flickers on and it’s features a hotel room. Judging by the fact there was a bookshelf filled with folklore books and tea tins, this was Saori’s room. Kaiji sits on the bed, giving Sirius a belly rub. Saori’s voice could be heard even though she’s off camera.]

Sorry, Kaiji, I’ll be out in a second.

[Saori comes out and appears on the screen, her back towards the camera. She’s not dressed in her usual fare, but a cream colored baby doll lined with black lace along with matching panties. Thankfully because it covered up the necessary bits, there wouldn’t be any brain scarring moments from this. Hopefully.]

Saori!  Wow, you, uh, y-you um...

[She had climbed up onto the bed while poor Kaiji was sputtering. After shooing Sirius off from the bed, she blinked at him and tilted her head.]

What’s wrong? You don’t like it?

No!  I mean-- Yes!  I mean, Yeah, I like it, it’s--

Well I just thought considering what today is, I thought we could spend a little private time together. We have been going out for some time after all.

[She moves in closer until she corners him to the headboard. Her hands rest on either side of Kaiji’s head, trapping him even further.]

Saori... Why are you acting like--

Don't tell me you haven't been curious, Kaiji.

[Eyes half-lidded, she smiles and softly laughs. She moves in closer but then at that moment, she passed out. While that happened, she accidentally leaned forward, resulting in headbutting her poor boyfriend and slumping against him.]

Ow! Damnit!  What the hell?  ...Saori?  Saori!

[[ooc: Yep. Clearly no one saw this coming. Join post with Kaiji. If the color's not obvious, pink=Saori, purple=Kaiji. Saori will respond as soon as she becomes conscious.]]

12TH DAY - [Video]

[babel_hacker]

Yo, everyone! [HEY PROSPERO GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?] I’m here with another update!

[HERE BE THE SHADOW DATABASE UPDATE. New arrivals will just get the latest updated program.]

A little later than normal, sorry about that! And also, for anyone that’s wondering? It seems like Caliban got more votes over Tartarus for the dungeon’s name. There were new contenders for the throne, such as ‘Danger Zone’ or ‘a pain in the ass’. So unless you people vote for them instead, Caliban will be our dungeon’s name!

…Of course, if you guys want to use it. The name won’t stick if we don’t.

[SO...] As always, I’m here to answer any questions you might about the database or anything else.

.004 ♛ [Video] (Backdated To Feb. 10 For Maximum Moe.)

[golden_witch]

[Filtered to pretty much everyone except for Gilgamesh.]

[This is an unexpected sight. Here sits one usually haughty witch tucking her hair gently behind her ear and looking quite subdued.]

So, I have a personal dilemma with which I'd like to consult someone who might have...more experience.

[God, this is embarrassing.]

It's one thing to gain a man's attention...but say it's someone who is very difficult to talk to. Or better yet, someone you've teased relentlessly.
How would one go about convincing him your feelings have changed?

I want to bring over a dessert for us to share...but at this point he may think I poisoned it.

How can I assure him it's just a strawberry? Any advice would...be appreciated.

third curse - oops ☄ video; action

[kitsunemimi]

[ The video screen blips on to Tamamo in the Hotel's kitchen. The phone is placed on the counter and Tamamo is wearing a big smile and waves into the feed. She is wearing a chef's hat and a big white frilly apron. Beside her are several mixing bowls and ingredients already laid out in preparation of this. ]

Hi hi! Welcome, benevolent patrons and esteemed guests, to another episode of Tamamo☆Today!

[ Small curtsey! ]

This is a special episode as yours truly will be making the most ultimate gift for Valentine's Day! Naturally Tamamo is blessed with great skills to accomplish anything, and baking is no hurdle unleaped!

[ Wide grin. ]

Of course one does not need extensive cooking experience to make the ultimate gift! Simply a fond message from the heart is truly the best!

[ Caster will bend forward and lean in close--accidentally (?????) revealing some extra skin from above the apron... ]

Master... I love you!

[ Caster holds this gravure pose for a moment (literally, as her arms are cushioning her chest), gives a playful wink before standing up straight again. ]

See? Deathly effective!

[ A PING! from the oven is heard and Tamamo turns around. ]

Ah! It's time to add the finishing touches!

[ She busies herself off camera for a few moments, until-- ]

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[ Suddenly, Caster on screen!

Suddenly, she's looking panicked and diving over the counter and into the camera!

Suddenly, there's a loud explosion as the camera fades to black!




...

The feed cuts out. ]