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[crouching_sin]

I have noticed that while my student has been distributing a version of the Shadow Database, there were several additions that could be made in both coding and information.

[This public shame, Atsuro? This is why you make your coding perfect.]

With this in mind, attached to this message is a reworked version of the program. Once opened, it should automatically install. Future information will be delivered in the form of periodic patches.

User NAOYA has attached: ShadowDatabase.app. Open? >Y/N

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[fourteenthscion]

  [This guy. He loves to go missing, doesn't he? 

Well.

His phone was left resting idly on the night table near Neah's bed. For some odd reason, it clicks on. Accidental, if anything. 

It's pitch black in his room. Not a single soul, except for the sleeping parrot it his cage, and... What's this? A middle aged man? Opening Neah's room? Sure is. He doesn't look anything like Neah. Or well. What citizens of Prospero probably remember him looking like. Either way, this man steps into the room and goes immediately to the bird cage.] 

Marian... [Through the video, you can see this idiot opening the cage. A cage of a bird. 

A bird who's never seen his original face. 

A bird who protects it's master and itself by pecking at everything.] 

Ah, good. You are awake. Come here. 

[The bird flies out. As if it knows him. You know. 

That is until you can hear this high pitched squak.] 

INTRUDER! INTRUDER! INTRUDER!

Silent Noodles: Oh god every noise is pain

[assaultedramen]

[It had been a few days before Miki's body had recovered enough from the large amount of alcohol she had consumed a few nights previously. Every noise she heard was pain, but, unfortunately, she needed to go to work at some point today. So she managed to drag herself out of bed and out to do some errands before heading in to feed the cats at work.]

A. Shopping District.

[Miki is dragging herself around the shopping district, a long look in her eyes, and obviously tired. Occasionally she stops in front of a clothing store's window and gazes in, looking immensely confused before moving onto the next store. Eventually she pulls out her phone and makes a call.

B. Phone - Fail filtered to Devola.

[Miki is practically whispering over the network, even if she thinks she's only only talking to Devola. Her speech is fast and somewhat slurred: obviously she'd very tired.]

Ok, you said that I needed to get some more clothes and now I have money but there are too many types of clothes why can't I just wear the same things all the time and then wear that to this ball?

C. Bookstore, Evening.

[If you come to the bookstore, there is a 100% chance you will find Miki next to the cash register with her head down. Anyone who comes in, or even makes some nose, be it cat or customer, will silently and angerly be asked to stop makings so much noise.]

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[moedemon]

[ In the many streets of Prospero ]

[ Today happens to be Elsie's birthday, and what does a demon do on their birthday? Well nothing really it's like any other normal birthday. Only this time Elsie had somehow gotten a ride on a firetruck from one of the local firefighters who thought it was be in the spirit of things to let the birthday girl have a trip around town in a firetruck.

Only now Elsie is somehow in the driver's seat after they made a brief stop and rolling throw town not knowing how to drive. ]

T-this is really bad, I don't know how to stop a firetruck...

♚ ｗｈｉｌｅ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｏｎ ｉｓ ａｗａｙ．．．

[ex_cashcow493]

☙VIDEO;

Hello everyone? Is this device working? I am uncertain as to the limits of it, but I suspect it works just as a mobile phone would in this modern time.

[ Hello Saber in a very elegant dress. She may or may not have been trying it on for the masquerade that's going to happen, but whatever the reason, she doesn't seem phased in the slightest for wearing it. ]

I am away from Prospero for a while on what is supposed to be a vacation, but I am afraid I cannot stop worrying about things. Is the book store doing well? Do I need to place another order while I am away? How about my apprentice? Oh! [ She looks rushed and there may be classical music being picked up in the background. ] Has Gilgamesh destroyed anything? Gilgamesh, you better answer my call. I have something of great importance to ask of you.

[ Great importance while she's dressed up like a lady. QUICK, take advantage of this while you can, bro. ]

Archer, Shirou, Lancer, V/V - please tell me if there are any complications in my absence. Diarmuid and I will rush back right awa--[ Her eyes widen as though she's been caught with her hand in the cookie jar. ] No, I am not calling to check up on them, I was simply inquiring about the state of the land in our--Yes, I know I was told to relax, but I cannot without knowing--Would you cease cutting me off before I can fin--Oh... Steak you say?

[ GOODBYE SUCKERS, SABER HAS SUCCESSFULLY BEEN SNARED AWAY WITH THE PROMISE OF FOOD. ]