[Video]

[hachitaro]

[A young man's face appears on screen, and he's smiling, though it looks a little bit strained.]

Hey! Can anyone here me? Hello? I think I've been kidnapped. Though uh… I gotta say. Whoever kidnapped me? Good timing. I was in a pretty rough spot, so thanks. I think.

[He stretches, and shakes his head, as if he's got way too much energy. … He probably does.]

So. Uh. I don't think that even if you're trying to kidnap me it'll do much good. There's only one person who I think would come after me and she'll probably uh… end up trashing the place before you can get anything from her.

[He scratches his head and shuts off the video.]

[Video]

[moreandmore]

[There is an upside-down girl in the camera.]

This is really neat! I've never seen anything like this, not even in the weird magic stuff Nessiah-oniichan or Eudy-oneechan had in their rooms when I went snooping.

Hey, you guys can hear me, right? Hello~

[She waits for a response, humming a little.]

ITP: ....Merciful?

[merciful_my_ass]

[Hi Prospero! Have a woman with a wide smile and a lot of gold jewelry leaning on her arm looking rather amused as she presses buttons on the cell phone. She brings the phone close to her face, studying a symbol in the corner, and laughs as she realizes that, oh, that means it's recording! She gives the watching audience a wave.]

Hello everyone. It certainly has been a while since I reincarnated, hasn't it? I almost forgot just how much input a human body gets from the world around it.

For those who don't know me--shame on you! How can you have not heard of Kanzeon Bosatsu the Great and Merciful Goddess, Bodhisattva of Compassion? What are you all, living under rocks?

Now, who is going to show me around this lovely town of yours, hmmmm? It's been a while since I've been on Earth last and I'd appreciate a little hospitality while I'm here.

Someone's 8aaaaaaaack...

[scorpiospider]

So those phones we have? They're really resistant to 8eing 8roken or drowned. ::::(
I really thought sea water would do it in! I think this thing's more dura8le than my husktop.

Aaaaaaaanyway, I'm going to need a strifing partner. Someone not a dum8 pir8 who only knows how to really fight with her guns. Hey Nepeta or Issei or Fish8itch or Dum8 Name Guy, tonight! Totally got to get 8ack fighting the Shadows and I have a new toy.

[Text]

[crouching_sin]

The update to the Shadow Database is ready.

USER NAOYA IS SENDING YOU SHADOWDATABASE1_5_12.APP. ACCEPT? Y/N?

[[ooc; This is not, however, the Shadow Database update. Instead, your character will find this song blaring out of their phone for an hour and a half. Unless you can hack pretty well, you will be unable to close it, turn off your phone, or turn down the volume.

Happy April Fool's Day.]]

Kaoru lives again.

[breatheinthefog]

...

It hurts. Is it supposed to?