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[harpbeat]

[It's night. Eater, dressed in his usual, looks distinctly annoyed.]

Alcohol. I want to get some and I want to drink some in the company of people who will not use any feminine words for me like 'babe', ask me what I'm doing in a place like this, or express a desire for me to flash my tits.

I mean, it's not like I don't flash my tits sometimes - a guy who is given breasts should take advantage and I have to say they're pretty nice - I just don't want it to be a required part of my getting wasted experience.

The bar with the creepy bartender is not an option.

1st Story; Accidental Video

[tinybamf]

{Tiny hands obscure the camera lens, and the phone rotates, showing glimpses of the ocean, the ground, and equally tiny feet. The hands shift position again, and now the setting sun glimmers over the sea.}

I - I don't understand.

{It's a young child's voice, and she sounds fearful.}

This isn't Seireitei, nor London. Where am I?

And my reiatsu's been sealed... I don't like this.

{Her hands slip, and the phone lands on the ground, giving everyone watching a brief shot of a tiny girl's unhappy face - and she looks so young. Help Y/N?}

17: Investigation Times [text]

[needsteaplz]

I know there are people who are volunteering to help with the investigations on the Church through hacking and what not, but what about on a more personal level? If no one else has volunteered yet, maybe I could help with an undercover infiltration for investigation. They might have records or something of value that's not found in their computers.

Don't worry, I should be able to take of myself.

o1↺ [video]

[proto_typed]

[The video shows the view from the rooftop of the local high school. Clearly aiming the camera away from her face, you can hear some mumbling from the phone's owner]

There's no signs of the poison, my body is back to normal. Did he get the antidote already?...

[The video changes view to the ground, clearly someone is feeling a little off right now.]

That idiot, leaving me alone in a place that's completely unfamiliar. We're in the middle of a war not a holiday.

⚔ 017; [audio]

[croibhristeoir]

Ow--!

[Yep, it's this shit again.]

Arturia, please stop moving around so much.

I must protest this, Diarmuid--I know not what has overcome you, but surely you have gone utterly mad!

You are the one not listening to reason. If you did not insist upon moving so much, this would not hurt.

I--ow--seriously doubt this to be true! If you will not cease this, I will be left with no choice but to--ow--either call for aid or personally force you to stop! [She mad.]

[Honestly confused:] Forgive me, but don't you think you may be overreacting a little?

I will show you an 'overreaction', Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, if you do not stop in this futile attempt immediately!

[ooc: WELP ANOTHER JOINT POST. Blue is Saber, green is Diarmuid.]

1 ✦ Video

[saberismywaifu]

[Have an indignant snort as the video feed starts. The person on the other end is an older woman, possibly in her mid thirties.]

I have experienced several odd occurrences, but I dare say this is quite the most extraordinary. It's one thing to kidnap someone, but to drop them off in an unknown location and not restrain them at all? Is this some sort of joke? If so, I am not amused. Speak! I demand an explanation for this. I won't tolerate this foolishness a moment longer.