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[chroimilis.livejournal.com]

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[ In other words: 'What is this thing and what do these buttons do?' For the lone individual who knows which hotel room she's in might find it vacant. So where exactly is this woman from ancient times?

At the mall of course. A few minutes later, there will be another text message to come through the network. ]

CUD TEH CAERTAEKR OF THES GIRL COME AND PIK H3R UP?!???! OMG WTF SH3S BAN WAND3RNG AROUND IN DA CLOTHNG S2RE FOR LIEK FOREV3R!1!!!! WTF LOL

09 voice + action

[needsteaplz.livejournal.com]

[Voice, filtered from Kaiji]

So...I have a question. And yes, it's about shopping for Christmas presents. I need to get a gift for Kaiji and well since I've started going out with him...the standards are a little higher now. Before anyone asks, no, I will not the more 'adult' route since we're not that far yet. I like do so something that's a little more classy than that but not food.


[Action: 7pm in the hotel kitchen]

[Saori just finished making some rather cute looking gingerbread houses, which might explain why the hotel smells of it tonight. All that's left is for everything to dry and it'll be ready for display. She thought it would be a nice addition to all the Christmas decorations in the lobby. That could be all done tomorrow since she's now asleep at a kitchen counter. Luckily, the ovens are off, so no fire hazards there. Now what?]

1st Hour [Video]

[perfectmaid.livejournal.com]

[The video flips on first with a picture of the floor of one of the hotel rooms before suddenly switching to a view of a young woman's face - a silver-haired maiden. Or rather, maid. She is indeed wearing a maid uniform and headband, but none of that trashy lacy costume stuff you see in the adult stores or cosplay catalogues. This actually looks pretty normal.]

It says recording... so I suppose it is on? Though I can't tell who it is sending it to...

In any case, hello. I'm Sakuya Izayoi and, well... if there's anyone who might like to explain why it is I'm here, I'm all ears. And if you're responsible... well, I'd love to speak with you.

[There's something vaguely threatening about how she smiles when she says that... but it's probably just your imagination, right? Looking again, her smile is perfectly friendly and any idea that she might have looked otherwise is just silly!]

And Remilia-ojousama, Flandre-imoutosama, Patchouli-sama... if you're here or can hear me, please respond; I'll come to you right away if at all possible.

one ♓ text;

[cullscuttlefish]

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